urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

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plasticbagvevo:

lameust:

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

following back  

i’m going to microwave you next

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